Above is the original cast of the Wiggles children’s entertainment troupe, founded in 1991 and a worldwide sensation, which has three ordinary looking blokes, plus Jeff. Jeff always looked a bit out of place and self conscious and was probably thinking “I’m disgracing my ancestors doing this” until he remembered how much money he was making. Jeff, God bless him, was the subject of the Wiggles greatest ever hit song:
At some point they added a woman, no one knows her name, and she probably caused all sorts of drama and mayhem back stage but she was kind of pretty and comes across alright in this important, even seminal, piece, “Pappadum, Pappadum, Pappa Pappa Pappa Dum”:
Pappadum, Pappadum, Pappa Pappa Pappa Dum, from last year, was controversial, as it is racist, and may have been the beginning of the end for our beloved Wiggles as they have now gone full blown retard-woke and added four extra members, all diverse:
The official announcement reads:
The Wiggles are seeking to inspire a diverse audience with its gender-balanced and diverse cast and make sure children around the world see themselves reflected on the screen.
They have also added three new characters, which are a dancing police officer named Officer Beaples, Shirley Shawn the non-binary Unicorn, and Bok the hand puppet.
The reality is, the Wiggles in their new GoWokeGoBroke format is increasingly just how Australia looks, at least in the cities, even if you include Shirley the non-binary unicorn.