Liz Cambage, self declared psycho bitch narcissist

Liz Cambage, a basketball person who plays for a WNBA team and who is in the national basketball squad for the Tokyo Olympics, is the result of an ill advised and rather brief union between an Australian woman living in England and some random Nigerian she met who, not very surprisingly, fled the scene when Liz was only 3 months old, and there are people out there who have not heeded the wise advice of not so hard rocker Angry Anderson to always ‘be kind’ and will say that this Nigerian gentleman made a wise decision, considering what an insufferable whining cunt Liz dear turned out to be, given the fact – not done with this tortured sentence yet – that Liz a week or so ago threatened to ‘sit out’ or boycott the Olympics, – assuming they are even going to be held in the midst of this global covidian catastrophe we are bravely living through, – because of these traumatically diversity lacking promotional photographs for the Australian team:

She said

Y’all do anything to remove POC from the forefront when it’s black athletes leading the pack.

Until I see y’all doin more @AusOlympicTeam Imma sit this one out.

(Everyone saying ‘buddy’ these days is bad enough but let us pray that ‘y’all’ (Strayan: ‘youse’) and ‘Imma’ (Strayan: ‘Imunna’) don’t catch on.)

At least one of the ‘fake tan’ people on the right was part Aboriginal, the Australian Olympic authorities are not dumb enough to have no Aborigines there.

Only a day ago however Liz backed down on her threat, and the whole country breathed a sigh of relief, as Liz is 6 foot 8 and that makes it easy for her to put the ball in the hoop, or the ring, or ok, basket, and we need to make a good, or at least non-embarrassing, showing at basketballing in the Olympics and we can’t do it without this sassy but ungainly giraffe.

For everyone wondering so desperately what my decision is for the Opals, I’m in, baby … I’m in. I’m going to play with my sisters that I’ve been playing with since I was a wee little thing and I’m going to ball out for all those young brown kids back in Australia watching me, baby. I’m going to do it for you.

Liz is however unrepentant about her remarks that the photo was ‘white-washed’:

There’s the people who have the balls to stand up and say something and make change. That’s me. I was born for this … I am such a narcissist. All the hate that you give me, I love it. It makes me go harder. It makes me push for more.

An alternative another source adds this gem:

I’m out here talking my s–t with my big arse mouth, being a big old bitch and making change, baby. Making changes.

This woman really needs to stay in America with the way she talks (she will need to come up with a new name though – ‘Liz’ (‘Cambage’) doesn’t cut it).

If you can get good value with your friendly local bookie then get on this bitch for Australian of the Year 2022. (gamble responsibly)

Finally, there are many photos of Liz on the internet and most of them are hideous, and this one is of her crotch, in case you were interested in seeing her crotch:

It’s just a crotch, all women have them, but Liz’s one is cool and unique because it has tattoos. It’s really special, like everything about her.