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Biden regime declares war on kangaroo industry

15 February 2021 , by Ned Bullwinkel

The newly installed Biden regime we all knew was going to cause some dangerous downstream effects here in the Great Southern Land but no one could have guessed that the first blow would be struck against our age old custom of culling our national symbol, the kangaroo, thence making use of its carcass by means of harvesting its meat and hide.

The trade of kangaroo skins and meat into the United States could be halted under a bill introduced in US Congress this week.

Two US Congressmen have developed the Kangaroo Protection Act, which will look to stop the sale of kangaroo skin primarily used to make football boots in the United States.

Kangaroo Protection Act. Do they think they own the entire world?

This has Joseph Robinette Biden Jr’s grubby, corrupt, devious fingerprints all over it, and these Congresspersyns sponsoring the bill (Salud Carbajal, (Democratic, California) and Brian Fitzpatrick (Republican, Pennsylvania)) are simply carrying out the usurper’s iron determination to ruin the economy of his country’s most loyal ally because only ugly animals like pigs and cows are allowed to be killed and made use of, kangaroos are too (sort of) cute, and special. This is how they see things:

There is some ignorance involved, in their unawareness that kangaroos are just giant annoying rabbits, an utter pest and in some areas a calamitous plague and they have to be culled or they vindictively destroy everything:

Left: an environment virginally free of kangaroos.           Right: an environment gang raped by kangaroos

Associate Professor David Paton, from the University of Adelaide, an ecologist, lays it out for these self-righteous Yanks:

If you don’t cull the kangaroos or don’t reduce their populations in some way, then you’re going to lose a lot of other biodiversity. If we’re going to cull these animals we do it humanely, but we also perhaps should think about what we might use the animals that are killed for.

We prefer non professor-speak: kangaroos do a holocaust everywhere they go, they have to be dealt with, may as well use their meat and hides while you’re at it.

Kangaroos are also insanely violent:

Australia: Where you get to watch two Roo’s in a boxing match on the back patio with your morning cup of joe. pic.twitter.com/JvybaB38Vv

— Michael Crews (@MichaelCrews6) December 28, 2019

More disturbingly they do not obtain informed step by step consent from females when copulating. As this is a family site we’ll spare you visuals of this.

The choice is clear: stop their holocausting, save the environment, stop their toxic masculinity and wanton violence against women, and cull them (responsibly, humanely as feasible). Then make shoes from them.

Some advice for the Australian Association of Kangaroo Killers/Kangaroo Industry Association of Australia: apart from focusing on the environmental angle in your lobbying efforts (hopefully you are doing some lobbying) play the race card, the race card is the ace in the pack.

Get some presentable Aborigine spokesmen – real Aborigines mind, meaning black ones – and make some videos where they patiently, but rather indignantly, explain to these Americans that their people have been sustainably hunting kangaroos for uncountable millennia, and still do so to maintain their traditions and provide some much needed income considering that the white man stole everything from them, and finally have them say something that means more or less ‘what on earth are you racist or something? Stop your erasing/genociding and oppressing of us’. This could help.

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