Barren 64 year old woman and retired politician Julie Bishop, who once pretended to be this country’s Foreign Minister and famously made the key observation that ISIS needed to be opposed because they were similar to Nazis, has formally announced on Instagram that she has changed her hair style, in a post captioned “#longhairdontcare … or do I?”
It is certainly an intriguing question as to whether she, or anyone else, cares, but it is apparent that some people, meaning the sort of people who were granted the right to vote in 1902, do care, as her post elicited such gushing comments as:
Your hair is goals.
Your is hair is looking fab.
Loving the hair longer.
The Australian newspaper was all over this important event:

We will keep our eye on any further developments with Julie Bishop’s hair, and continue to steadfastly and righteously defend the right of vapid midwit women to be at the centre of national affairs and to stride the world stage, whether they choose to have short, or long, hair.
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