Australian of the Year, 2021, Grace Tame, whose claim to fame is that she was sexually used by her teacher in high school, aged 15, and later helped to get a Tasmanian law overturned so she could speak out about her experiences:
Young people are going to do stupid poses for photos, but while they are in their stupid pose for photos phase is not the time to make them Australian of the Year. Or probably in the case of this class of girl, just never.
Of interest also is the current New Zealander of the Year, who according to Google is named Scientist Siouxsie Wiles. This is what Scientist looks like:
Scientist earnt her award by uber-Karening out of all of her orifices for the whole of 2020 in an effort to destroy NZ society and its freedoms so that old people would never die, but live forever, free of what for the vast majority of people is a very mild illness, or no illness at all.
We are in a race with our funny little cousin over the pond to see who can plumb the depths further and quicker with these National Important Person awards. We’re all excited to find out what particular sort of freak gets them next year.