Many people over the years have wondered how tall Claire Lehmann is exactly and she’s here for you with that information, in a bikini:
Not that many people on Twitter know this, but I’m 5’10 in real life ☀️ pic.twitter.com/uPqcmzDxCw
— Claire Lehmann (@clairlemon) December 23, 2021
A disturbing image on a few fronts, possible thought process involved: I’m going to go to the beach in a bikini and you my lawful husband Harry Can Cook will attend me there and carry a photography device to capture me in divers tasteful and autistically sexy poses and I will make a selection of one such that causes me to appear as a space alien/lizard person and will distribute said representation of my sexy person on the internet and at the same time inform my admirers of the precise measurement of my height, and this is pleasing to me. Or worse, she got a professional photographer (and claimed it against tax).
Some on Twitter wonder why an Australian is using Imperial feet and inches measurement here, when in the mid 1970s that system was abandoned, but when it comes to a person’s height most still use feet. Schools and official stuff use centimetres but it just hasn’t caught on colloquially that much, and most would have no idea, for example, what 5’10 is in centimetres exactly.
When she enables us to calculate her BMI by revealing her weight it will be done in kilograms, as most use that, except for some older people who still use stone and pounds, while no one uses pounds alone, as Americans do (as Australia is joined in the compulsory voting club by North Korea and the Swiss canton of Schaffhausen, among others, so the US is joined in the Imperial club by Liberia and Burma, with the UK half in, alone, but well good luck to them).
But back to her hot bod bikini poses. Like the important e-celeb Brittany Venti, she demurely refrains from doing pictorial back door stuff, as in presenting her buttocks like an ape and looking back at the viewer come-hitheringly.
Hey @MagdaSzubanski? Is Lynette Flannel still considering a tilt at a federal politics in 2022?
— Simon te Brinke (@gramercypark) December 26, 2021
She is, again in a kind of other-worldly way, skinny, so may not have much going on back door wise, unlike Miss Venti, probably. Or she thinks it low class, and white women of her status should not stoop to it.
Her pinned tweet is more self-absorbed pimping where she just assumes that people want to view bikini pics of her, among general sultryness and worthy book recommendations, it’s all very strange but she’s a woman so who knows. Possibly it’s all just a marketing/money thing for Quillette, which is of course a business and where you can pay the low low price of $5 a month to join a midwit forum.
This is, provisionally, barring any raunchy leaked videos or something, the last time that this comical woman will be spoken of here.