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Brett Sutton has the sniffles. Is it Beef Flu?

10 February 2021 , by Ned Bullwinkel

Chief Health Officer of Victoria, Brett Sutton, the unelected man who gets to tell you where you need to wear a mask this week, and how many people you can meet with next week, recently suffered a grave health scare, which involved him having:

a runny nose and sore throat

Wisely he chose to self-isolate immediately and had an Australian Beef Flu virus test, and relief swept across the state when our handsome hero’s beef flu test came back negative. Possibly he is a vegetarian.

AND a headache

The most interesting question, given that he is only 51 and not fat, if instead of having a cold he had recorded a positive test for Aussie Beef Flu/Wuhan Flu/Covid, would it have made any difference?

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